"After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week."


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bunnyhoodlum:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

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comealongraggedypond:

it’s really interesting to me how so many people on this site can give such intelligent and in-depth analyses of every single hp character except for harry himself. too often i see him reduced to “whiny” or “emo” or the OOC film version of him, and that’s so sad to me because he’s actually really brilliant and funny and passionate and selfless and courageous beyond his years and you’ve been missing out if you don’t love harry james potter.

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unhealthy-behaviors:

yes!!

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"

What if
all women were bigger and stronger than you
and thought they were smarter

What if
women were the ones who started wars

What if
too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos
and no K-Y Jelly

What if
the state trooper
who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike
was a woman
and carried a gun

What if
the ability to menstruate
was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs

What if
your attractiveness to women depended
on the size of your penis

What if
every time women saw you
they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands

What if
women were always making jokes
about how ugly penises are
and how bad sperm tastes

What if
you had to explain what’s wrong with your car
to big sweaty women with greasy hands
who stared at your crotch
in a garage where you are surrounded
by posters of naked men with hard-ons

What if
men’s magazines featured cover photos
of 14-year-old boys
with socks
tucked into the front of their jeans
and articles like:
“How to tell if your wife is unfaithful”
or
“What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate”
or
“The truth about impotence”

What if
the doctor who examined your prostate
was a woman
and called you “Honey”

What if
you had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath
as she insisted that sleeping with her
was part of the job

What if
you couldn’t get away because
the company dress code required
you wear shoes
designed to keep you from running

And what if
after all that
women still wanted you
to love them.

"


For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It, written 20 years ago by Carol Diehl. 

She wrote a post about the history of this poem that is worth reading.

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i’ve been acting for 16 years; i’ve never done it for money or that stupid freaking f-word: fame. i’ve never done if for any other reason than i love being on a movie set and i love bringing truth to the screen.

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Utterly Life-Changing

Hazel Grace Lancaster: You gave me a forever within the numbered days and I'm grateful
Augustus Waters: It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.
Peter Van Houten: Pain is like fabric. The stronger it is, the more it's worth.
Charlie: Because things change. And friends leave. And life doesn't stop for anybody.
Bill: We accept the love we think we deserve.
Katniss Everdeen: You don't forget the face of the person who was your last hope.
Peeta Mellark: My nightmares are usually about losing you. I'm okay once I realize you're here.
Finnick Odair: It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart.
Holden Caulfield: Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
Four: Sometimes, people just want to be happy, even if it's not real.
Tris Prior: We both have war inside us. Sometimes it keeps us alive. Sometimes it threatens to destroy us.
Clay Jensen: I'm listening to someone give up. Someone I knew -- someone I liked. I'm listening but still, I'm too late.
Hannah Baker: And when you mess with one part of a person's life, you're not messing with just that part. When you mess with one part of a person's life, you're messing with their entire life.
"Of course I’ll hurt you. Of course you’ll hurt me. Of course we will hurt each other. But this is the very condition of existence. To become spring, means accepting the risk of winter. To become presence, means accepting the risk of absence."


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twinkleofafadingstar:

white girls can’t wear bindis because in sixth grade one time i was dropped off at school by my aunt who was wearing a bindi at the time and some girl’s mom whispered to her friend how she would never let her daughter play with me because my family had probably been happy about 9/11 and then four years later that daughter showed up to school wearing a bindi as part of her “”“boho”“” look

fight me

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wheatthins245:

cosplay-in-the-usa:

Please take a moment and watch this video.

Holy shit

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terufrying:

"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

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"what the fffffffffffffffheck"


— me trying to be more family friendly (via spookyjacob)
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